Picture Perfect
Two nature photographers were hiking in the wilds of Alaska when they rounded a bend on a steep trail. Forty yards away was a grizzly bear.
The instant it saw the men, the enormous bruin stood on its hind paws and let out a roar. Then it dropped to all fours and began a slow, menacing advance, staring at them with deadly menace.
“Quick!” said one of the cameramen, furiously digging into his pack.“Get your gear set up!”
“That’s going to keep the bear from attacking?” asked the other.
“Highly doubtful,” said his partner, hastily snapping on a new lens and focusing, “but one of us is going to get a hell of an action shot.”